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Elis James and John Robins
Join the UK's youngest and most relevant broadcasters Elis James and John Robins for your twice-weekly dose of big laughs and top quality #content. Hilarious, welcoming and unashamedly ashamed, let these two best friends keep you company every Tuesday and Friday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...
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#556 - Un-Air Conditional, 296 Johns and A Pitta Pocket or Two
Our trio are on the old remote tricast today and John is, again, incredibly keen to emphasise just how well he is getting on during Operation Heatwave...
#555 - Consent Cushions, A Cuddle Bath and Sitting Quietly in Ghent
It’s been a big old week for Johnny JR, but has he won again? Well it’s one in the win column for his much anticipated return to the small screen. But...
#554 - A Cream Spiral, Nude Dave and Dignity then Dignitas
It’s an evening pre-record this week, and it would be a little bit more jazz, a little bit more Soho and a little bit more laid back…if Dave’s train h...
#553 - The Orbit of Peel, Potentials & Tangentials and WD-Phwoarty
After doing what Status Quo failed to do, breaking America, Elis thinks it fitting to introduce the world of EJJR to those living stateside. So behold...
#552 - Gloop, Love Bees and It’s Me Or The Lathe
The heat’s great isn’t it. As John points out, it’s no longer twee and fun headlines, instead it’s “Phew You’re All Going To Die Quite Soon”. What jap...
#551 - Bumsyl, A Mind STD and Switchblade and Porky in Space
After a bout of promiscuous and unprotected thinking, John’s been in a panic sphere. He’s only gone and given himself a mind STD, but could some water...
#550 - By The Heart, CBDTea and Laughing in the Yurt with Charlize
It has been decreed that this is a football free zone. Well not until John nips out for a vape. Then when he returns, Elis, Dave and the production st...
#549 - Creativitine, Daily Life Stings and Ossification & Death
Who’s that co-hosting this week’s podcast; is it Jean-Paul Sartre? Is it Hannah Arendt? Is it Ronan Keating? Sure, they’ve all opined on the nature of...
#548 - Two Mice, Scrabble With Dixon and Leeds Train Baguette
Elis is fresh from the jolly japes of being surprised with being made to do a headline set in front of 5,000 people at an iconic venue. He’s just sooo...
#547 - Pressure is a Privilege
Today’s show is all about one man: one of Wales’s greatest sons, one of the football terrace’s greatest sons, one of podcasting’s greatest sons. We’re...
#546 - Jimmy Corkhill, €57 of Tapenade and Remembering John’s Misdeeds
The UK’s stagnant economy is about to have a huge injection of growth, because Elis has got a big idea and a big observation. Strap in and let’s make...
#545 - AudioDog, Jibber Jabber Media and Rubadubdub Productions
Today’s podcast is brought to you by a couple of big cheeses, a couple of real movers and shakers in the audio game. Because Elis and John have redefi...
#544 - The Golden Texter, Wheels Through Wales and Common Zense
A few weeks ago Elis refused to accept the Buddhist idiom ‘the glass is already broken’. In so doing, did he set back mindfulness 10,000 billion years...
#543 - Lovely Pen, The Lumley Route and Unchopped for 15 Years
It’s a show that asks more questions than it answers. For starters, could Elis and John host Strictly? How are the boys related to classic board game...
#542 - Junk Kerplunk, Big Low Bum and Is It Time For =?
Redemption for Elis James. After unspeakable failure 12 months ago, he rises from the ashes like a phoenix at this year’s charity football match. John...
#541 - Hi Jacob, Big Brynn the Hill and 14 Connections by Tenby
After spending the last few weeks in the shadows of two of this country’s greatest runners, one podcaster has finally stepped out to make a name for h...
#540 - Hate Merch, (Non-Predator) and Institutional/Pedantic Failures
“Life’s too short to drink bad wine, when people are wine, and drinking is being near them and having them in your life.” Another wise and pithy quote...
#539 - An Odd King, The Lash Lament and Not Everything’s Istanbul
We’re living in a Johnapalooza. With the release of his Blubography (trademark: Elis James) last week, John’s been touring the country. But do any of...
#538 - Gareth Birthday, Ron Robins and Chapinhanding Tucci
It’s John Robins day. John Robins Contentaggedon. You simply can’t move for Robins. Because John sits at the crest of a content wave. Megatisation, an...
#537 - Johning, But Cyriously and Lovers Gonna Love
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It’s a tale of two anecdotes today, and in a way both of them fall into the latter category. Elis...
#536 - A Cup Final You Can’t Lose
They did it! The marathon has been conquered by the bravest and youngest boys around, Messrs John Robins and Dave Masterman. And due to the circular n...
#535 - Heck & Mess, John’s Grave Lecture and A Walk-Walk Technique
It’s a funny old episode today due to the circular way this podcast is recorded. In one sense you could say that John and Dave HAVE run the marathon (...
#534 - Berating The Hips, #TeamCharles and National Growers of the Year Awards 2011
It’s T-2 until Marathon Day. The trainers are being laced. The talc is being applied. And the Ass Magic is getting to work. This is the pre-game build...
#533 - Backing Brittin, Destination Bloob and Dormice! Dormice! Dormice!
Two towering national figures dominate today’s podcast; bloobs and David Attenborough. Bloobs because John has realised he lives in heaven and he back...
#532 - Cat Yoghurt, Snatching Defeat and David’s Got 19 Bikes
Huge news. Elis has nearly got into a fight. He nearly lamped a bloke because he confused Llanfairfechan with Penmaenmawr*. Of course he didn’t. Rathe...
#531 - Trauma Shirts, Pavarotti the Hamster and Paula Radcliffe
Quick hypothetical Q: If you’re running a marathon for the first time (because you’ve realised your bones actually aren’t too heavy to run) and you wa...
#530 - Mid-Table Rhino, 4:55pm Double Curry and The History of The Buffet
Elis has a hot chest and feels spacey, whilst John’s got his thrice a decade hay fever, which is a real problem now he’s in full vis. So that’s a grea...
#529 - Running Noises, Cubist Javelin and Elis & Johndgerbread Men
It’s a big/normal day! Everything in Elis and John world just got bigger/stayed exactly the same as before! All praise the Brave New World/status quo!...
EMERGENCY: Elis and John Megatisation Alert!
Emergency! Emergency! Elis and John just got Megatised. We repeat, Elis and John just got Megatised.
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#528 - A Remembersplore, Miserable Coat Man and The Early Human Scene
Strap yourself in because boy do we have a highbrow show for you today. Quoting Heidegger? Check. Ruminations on the nature of the present? Check. Eli...
#528 - A Remembersplore, Miserable Coat Man and The Early Human Scene
Strap yourself in because boy do we have a highbrow show for you today. Quoting Heidegger? Check. Ruminations on the nature of the present? Check. Eli...
#527 - Ab Merchants, Bleeding VAT and Ladybirdaggedon
It’s a rollercoaster of a show for Elis James. He has the opportunity to rectify recent Welsh footballing disappointment by becoming the only player i...
#526 - Huw Bris, Sir Psycho Sexy and Your Mexico 86
“You were hungover thinking about darts.” “You are scum.” “You are a waste that has wasted himself.” “How do you like that John?” “Why don’t you just...
#525 - Lostalgia, Fornication Nation and Narberth to Nefyn Nude
Elis has come off the back of a midi week but that’s not a problem, because the hive mind has another great TV format to which the networks can say “I...
#524 - The Purple Pill, Hits & Mems and John Robins In The Manosphere
It’s all Hits and Mems today as we imagine two media worlds that John Robins could have inhabited. These being: Bristol local radio (1-4pm) and the ma...
#523 - Tender Thomas, A Good Beast and Checkout Confidential
The confidence of one of the great confidence players takes a battering this week. What starts off as some light-hearted fun around the London Maratho...
#522 - Fast Twitch Diplomacy, Jeez & Onion and To Do With The Weavers
The studio is wafting with sandalwood and intense male musk because Dave’s got a new scent, something which is causing John much nasal fascination.
#521 - Subversive Regional, Call Roger Bannister and All At Sea in a Brandscape
John Robins feels enormous. His Christmas Day, Ryder Cup and Tax Deadline Day have all come at once. That’s right, a new supermarket has opened near h...
#520 - Moheathcliffe, #FindTheFlax and Che Guevara On QI
What do Sir Steve Redgrave, Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, Nelson Mandela, Gandhi, David Beckham and John Robins have in common? None of them were asked...
#519 - Big Seed, Big Sad John and Big Voiced Clive
John is not going to dance to their tune. Who’s tune? The people who design the layouts of supermarkets, that’s who. Sure, they can play their seducti...